A Smile Blog
February 14, 2017
It’s the 14th day of the 2nd month and that means it's a day full of love and valentines happiness.
And with love comes laughter, so here’s our Valentines blog to put a smile on your face and a giggle in your day. A mix of our very best jokes and some of our favourite smiley photos from the summer:
Why don’t oysters share their toys?… Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed!
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved!
Where do fish keep their money?... In the river bank!
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively for dolphins?… It only has one customer, but at least it does serve a porpoise!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years stuck at C!
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned!
Sea jokes and puns never get boring when you work on a beach. We’ll be sharing more with our guests this summer. Although maybe we shouldn’t admit that, it might put people off booking with us.
Happy Valentines day to everyone.
The best thing about Valentines day is that it means there is only 2.5 months left until we open. Bring on the summer - we'll be open from May to October. See you in Nidri!
